A blog dedicated to ranting and raving in a barely coherent manner

A blog dedicated to ranting and raving in a barely coherent manner



Thursday, 5 May 2011

My introduction

My place of work is producing a booklet for the next trainee which includes a profile of each of the controllers.  They made the mistake of asking us to write our own, which I did:

Paddles is (airport's name)'s is newest controller after rating early in 2011.  He decided to become an ATC after receiving a dishonorable discharge from the elite Naval Seals Delta unit after “going rogue”.   Paddles grew up in a remote “locality” in Southland famed for its inbreeding and goat wrestling tournaments.  He lives in a small but bovine town in a delightful lime-green house resplendently clad in asbestos with his fiancée Lisa.  He also invented the first loom for cut-pile carpets and was the first Homo sapiens sapiens to eat strawberries.

I'm sure they didn't want to hear I like walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.  Why not make life interesting, and a little bit scary?

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