Paddles is (airport's name)'s is newest controller after rating early in 2011. He decided to become an ATC after receiving a dishonorable discharge from the elite Naval Seals Delta unit after “going rogue”. Paddles grew up in a remote “locality” in Southland famed for its inbreeding and goat wrestling tournaments. He lives in a small but bovine town in a delightful lime-green house resplendently clad in asbestos with his fiancée Lisa. He also invented the first loom for cut-pile carpets and was the first Homo sapiens sapiens to eat strawberries.
I'm sure they didn't want to hear I like walks on the beach and candlelit dinners. Why not make life interesting, and a little bit scary?
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